Ome Henk - Opblaaskrokodil edited by Justin Kerk (dopefishjustin =at= gmail.com) original Dutch text from http://www.omehenk.nl/showsongtext.php?SongNr=192 A Sonic Warfare Exclusive http://gothmog.homeip.net:8000/sonicwarfare/ ***Dubtitled translation from Tedious*** Oho! Oho! Oho! La la la la la, la la la la la! Oho! La la la la la, la la la la la! I really want to buy, a blow-up crocodile. And ride around the ocean, floating by beautiful women. [repeat] Oho! La la la la la, la la la la la! Oho! La la la la la, la la la la la! I've always hated mushroom soup - and noodles, they're just wrong. (Hot sauce?) I don't go on the Internet, it always takes too long, I don't like using cell phones 'cos they never work at all, And I hate Zip drives and CD-ROMs, they're worth about fuck-all. But... I really want to buy, a blow-up crocodile. And ride around the ocean, floating by beautiful women. [repeat] Oho! La la la la la, la la la la la! Oho! La la la la la, la la la la la! (Ta ta ta ta ta, ta ta ta ta ta!) I never want a tattoo, of Pino on my thigh, [1] And trivia with the neighbours? That can go bye-bye. I don't want widescreen TV, I think I'll let it pass, A VCR that does the dishes? Stick it up your -- Unh! I really want to buy, a blow-up crocodile. And ride around the ocean floating by beautiful women (repeat) [spoken] No! I don't want any stamps, I don't want to march across the field, And I don't want to talk to the driver during the trip! I don't want a free trial of your electronics, I don't want to go home, I just want one thing! I really want to buy, a blow-up crocodile. And ride around the ocean, floating by beautiful women (repeat) Oho! La la la la la, la la la la la! Oho! La la la la la, la la la la la! Oho! La la la la la, la la la la la! (Ta ta ta ta ta, ta ta ta ta ta!) Oho! La la la la la, la la la la la! (Ta ta ta ta ta, ta ta ta ta ta!) A blow-up crocodile! - Notes: [1] Pino is the Dutch version of Big Bird - he's blue and, apparently, the cousin of the American version. Thanks Tedious for this catchy yet accurate translation! ***Translation from Eminem81@hotmail.com*** Oh hoh, oh hoh, Oh hoh, lala lalala lalalala la Oh hoh, lala lalala lalalala la Do you kow what I want? An Inflated Crocodile. To float in the sea, between the sweet babes. Do you kow what I want? An Inflated Crocodile. To float in the sea, between the sweet babes. Oh hoh, lala lalala lalalala la Oh hoh, lala lalala lalalala la I don't like mushroom soup or babibabibam (I don't understand this one, must be made up). Why do I have to go on internet? That takes me much to long. what do I want with a mobile phone, that thing is always broken. And a zip drive with a CD-rom, I don't care about that for no fuck. Do you kow what I want? An Inflated Crocodile. To float in the sea, between the sweet babes. Do you kow what I want? An Inflated Crocodile. To float in the sea, between the sweet babes. Oh hoh, lala lalala lalalala la Oh hoh, lala lalala lalalala la I don't want a tatoe, from Pino on my side. and a triviante from the neighbours, that's not my style. I don't want a widescreen TV, it's just so you know. No video that does the laundry, just put in in your *honk*. Do you kow what I want? An Inflated Crocodile. To float in the sea, between the sweet babes. Do you kow what I want? An Inflated Crocodile. To float in the sea, between the sweet babes. No I don't want stamps, and I don't want to walk on the grass. And I certenly don't want to make deposit disorder. I don't wanna go home, I just want one thing! Do you kow what I want? An Inflated Crocodile. To float in the sea, between the sweet babes. Do you kow what I want? An Inflated Crocodile. To float in the sea, between the sweet babes. Oh hoh, lala lalala lalalala la Oh hoh, lala lalala lalalala la Oh hoh, Inflated Crocodile. - Thanks to Eminem81@hotmail.com - BunnyRabbit ***Literal translation from speedy_panda*** Oho! Oho! Oho! La la la la la, la la la la la! Oho! La la la la la, la la la la la! Refrain: Ah I want an inflated crocodile to float in the sea between the chicks (2X) Oho! La la la la la, la la la la la! Oho! La la la la la, la la la la la! I don't like mushroom soup or bami bami bang... Sambal on the side? Why go on the Internet, it takes far too long, Why have a cell phone? That thing is always broken, And a Zippie drive with CD-ROM, it doesn't do me a fuck. But... Refrain... Oho! La la la la la, la la la la la! Oho! La la la la la, la la la la la! Tettetetettet, tettettettettet! I don't want a tattoo of Big Bird on my thigh... a trivia with the neighbours, nah no thats nothing for me. I don't want widescreen TV, its nothing for me, And no TV that does the laundry, put it up your... Huh? Refrain... NO, I don't want stamps, I don't want to walk on the grass, And i certainly dont want to talk to the driver, I don't want a free sample of electronics, I don't want to go home, I only want one thing! Refrain... Oho! La la la la la, la la la la la! Oho! La la la la la, la la la la la! Oho! La la la la la, la la la la la! Tettetetettet, tettettettettet! Oho! La la la la la, la la la la la! Tettetetettet, tettettettettet! Inflated Crocodile! - Notes: * The nonsense parts are copied wholesale from the original lyrics. * The chorus doesn't seem to be exactly translated. The translator was initially reluctant: i wont translate such rapage of the dutch language <@Exor[B-A]> .·speedy_panda: pls?! :D ok.. here goes Thanks Exor for getting ahold of someone to translate this!