Duo de Pelikaan - Hosse Hosse Hosse
lyrics from Toxic_AKA_Bob_Barker's friend
A Sonic Warfare exclusive
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*pianomusic*
Hey, Kledermans (a pianist? I dunno), scoot over a bit!
*rumble clatter*
'Cause now it's time for Duo the Pelican!

That's nice, people
Hieperdepiep! (An exclamation like "Hip Hip Hurray")
That's nice, people
HA!
"BUNNY!!!" guy: POLONAISE!!!! (Polonaise is a dance similar to the Conga)
(etcetera)

Evil Jukebox: AAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOAAAAAAA....

(Chorus:)
Hosse hosse hosse ("hosse" means going crazy, partying a bit)
that's what we like to do
A super polonaise (conga-line)
from here to the Hague
Hosse hosse hosse
Who's gonna join along with us
Yes, Hosse is more fun with two people!

(Yeah....WHOO! Yeah.... WHOO!)
*fanfare music*

Who's ringing at the door?
I don't know! I don't know!
Come on man, close that door,
It's the tax inspector!

Olleke Bolleke Remisolleke Olleke Bolleke Knol! (Untranslatable)
When the vegetable salesman had to sneeze, his horse went berserk!

Holla-hee, holla-ho!
(Record scratch)
Holla-hee-la-ho!

(Dancing Ashes part)

(Baby Dinosaur part:)

When our chef took a bite
You shoulda seen him go!
His eyes nearly rolled from his head,
and he vomited as well!
Chomp swallow, chomp swallow,
Chomp swallow, chomp swallow,
his stomach got quite upset
'Cause from a beefsteak of 8 months old or so
you'll get indigestion rather fast!

Ole' ole' ole' ole'
"Oh no! Out of ink" kid: I'm a little nauseous...
(Ironic, in the banner ad, he even LOOKS nauseous.)

(Hosse chorus)


Drinking (liquor) can destroy more then is good for you.
Do you know that saying, dear listeners?
(Incoherent babble)
Well, I would like a nice beer
(More incoherent babble)
Well, then don't cut me off!
Or "Don't disturb me", as some people like to say.
(Angry incoherent babble)
NO! (I can't understand what he's saying)
THIRST!
THIRST!
THIRST THIRST THIRST!

And that we're thirsty that's because of all the pissing
A polonaise here, a polonaise there
And that we're thirsty that's because of all the pissing
So put some more glasses ready!

Everywhere
Everywhere
where people fire guns, where people fire guns
everywhere, everywhere,
where people fire guns, you'll hear banging


(Where Mr. Melonface rolls off the hill)
Because it's nice in here
Because it's nice in here
We're just gonna keep drinking until it's dark outside

(Hosse chorus)
(Fadeout)